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6 Useless Facts: Trivial Habits Of Stupid People That Make MeMe An Evil B*tch

AKA: Six Useless Facts You Don't Want To Know About Me

Fact#1: I am a Donald Trump fan. When it comes to Donald, I am like a Real Estate junkie trying to get her fix on (LOL). When people e-mail and make negative comments about my loving to read DT and other Trump University endorsed works, it flips my b*tch switch. My reading habits are my reading habits. I like to share them. Matter of fact, check this out:

I love DT's work so much, I made my own electronic post card to send to my friends today (LOL). How fan club is that? Very!

Fact #2: I love Melodious, Kathy, Paddy, Amanda, Lizette, Elizabeth, Richard and Susan (and a host of other CC members) just like they were born into my own family. When people mess with my virtual family, or any one of my CC bay-bays, it flips my b*tch switch. Don't mess with my bay-bays and play nice in the electronic sandbox, people.

Fact #3: I am wild about Hagen Daz and foodie paradise spots. You can get a lot out of me if you promise to feed me really good food. Telling me you are a good cook and feeding me crap flips my b*tch switch. Don't mess with the gourmet belly, people. You'd do better to invite me over for peanut butter and jelly than lie about your cooking skills (LOL). BTW, I happen to adore PB&J. It's little minion food! You make it, we will come over to play and eat with you! Seriously!

Fact #4: I am a video game junkie and love playing on-line with my friends. If you cheat with codes to get ahead without sharing those same codes with everyone on the quest or in the competition, that flips my b*tch switch. I will not play with you anymore and I will tell everyone what a bad puppy you are. I may even blog about you... (LOL)

Fact #5: I am obsessed about learning everything I can regarding Autism and PDD-NOS. My kids are cute, but learning disabled. They are the best thing that has ever happened to me and a unique gift from God. I blog about my little minions when ever I feel like sharing our lives. When people call me unprofessional because I take my kids with me to work, write about them, film them, blog, tweet, play with them at an open house, etc that flips my b*tch switch. Un-follow me you dumb sh%t. Find a new blog to read. Don't attack me for loving my family and being proud of my kids. I will take them with me anytime I want. My kids come first. (BTW, they have a larger social media following than I do - LOL. My kids have gotten me more referrals than my market reports. They think they are Realtors. I'm grooming them for the family business. So there!)

Fact #6: I am not tagging anyone else with this 6 Useless Facts MeMe. Translated: I break rules when it suits me. BTW, so do you. When a person is being hypocritical about situations like they are perfect and have never done anything wrong, or broken a rule, that lie by omission and annoying trivial habit they have flips my b*tch switch. No one alive today is perfect. I know I'm not. I'm waiting for Messiah to come kick some evil butts. (It's a Judeo-Christian thing: IMHO only the Messiah is perfect... )

 

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Comment balloon 66 commentsC Tann-Starr • November 21 2008 01:32PM

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1. You cannot get a CCIM designation from DT that I have hard of.  I am sure it is a good source of inspiration and will look into it myself, however.  2.  I love you too!  3.  When you come for a visit we will get very fat together.  4.  The only games I enjoy are Wii and Gestures.  5.  I know nothing about PDD-NOS but I enjoy reading your blogs about your life with children included.  6.  Wimp!

Posted by Melody Botting, You Deserve The Best (Broker Associate PenFed Realty) over 9 years ago

I love the confidence and especially your B*tch switch!  I've not heard that one before.

Posted by Randall Schrader (Competitive Insurance of Dundee) over 9 years ago

Carolyn ~ Besides saying "Aw, thank you!", this is all I have to say:

Posted by Kathy Passarette, L.I. Staging/Decorating (Creative Home Expressions) over 9 years ago

Kathy, that was cute!

Posted by Melody Botting, You Deserve The Best (Broker Associate PenFed Realty) over 9 years ago

I think that it is great that your children come first and that if anyone crosses you (so help them) they will witness your b*tch switch flip to "on!"

Michael

Posted by Michael A. Caruso (Surterre Properties) over 9 years ago

This is great and I am happy to hear you are not tagging anyone else!

Posted by Jeannette Neerpat, e-Pro Coral Springs/Parkland Real Estate (CondoDomain.com) over 9 years ago

Hey C ... There is a lot I can relate to!  Someone here flipped my switch yesterday ... you can say what you please about me but not my bloggers ... and I will tell you all about yourself.  I will defend PB&J till the end, and Hagen Daz rules!  I like the Donald ... he is a brilliant business man.  And I'm not perfect either!  So, there! :)  You can incite me to riot!!!

Posted by Marie Meyer, Orange County New York Realtor (Keller Williams Realty) over 9 years ago

C- I just finished doing my wonderful Meme....Oh how I love them!

Posted by Jeremy Blanton, Myrtle Beach REALTOR®- myrtlebeachhomesblog.com (Myrtle Beach Homes Blog) over 9 years ago

Hey C You finished before I could even take time to think about this one. 

Kathy I want a B**ch Switch too Can we order in multiples???

I will sleep better knowing C Tann-Star has got our backs friends... what say you?

Posted by Paddy (Patricia) Pizappi, Real Estate Associate Broker Hudson Valley NY (Better Homes and Gardens Rand Realty) over 9 years ago

Melodious, I know. Trump is part of my 5 year plan (see previous blog - LOL). Ditto on top of your ditto for #2. Regarding your third point of order: Promise? (LOL). I shall gave to buy a Wii and check out Gestures (never played). You may know a little more than you think because of your observations about your virtual minion nephews (LOL).

As for your 6th point of order: WHO YOU CALLIN' A WIMP, WOMAN? (LMAO). I'll have you know that people are secretly relieved they have not been tagged and obligated. I thought about tagging Amanda Hall, but she has small caliber red stapers that I am afraid of... We wont talk about the LAMP issue right now, okay?

Posted by C Tann-Starr (Tann Starr & Associates, Inc.) over 9 years ago

Randall, I am a student of all things Kathy Passarette. She's my hero! (LOL)

Posted by C Tann-Starr (Tann Starr & Associates, Inc.) over 9 years ago

LOL @ Kathy P. Thank you, my lovely. :-)

Posted by C Tann-Starr (Tann Starr & Associates, Inc.) over 9 years ago

There's nothing wrong with the Don.......Alright maybe his hair, but the man knows how to make money. And I think your children will make a fine addition to the family business that they are already a part of.

Posted by JL Boney, III, Columbia, SC Real Estate (Coldwell Banker) over 9 years ago

Thank you, Michael. I try to keep that puppy in the manners kennel but once in a while ya gotta let the hounds loose on a nasty varmint (LOL).

Posted by C Tann-Starr (Tann Starr & Associates, Inc.) over 9 years ago

Gestures is kinda like charades but more fun.  And as for the wimp comment, I was only kidding.  I only tagged one person so what does that say?

Posted by Melody Botting, You Deserve The Best (Broker Associate PenFed Realty) over 9 years ago

Jeannette, I think Mel was expecting another MeMe victim. I was having a hard time choosing then suddenly I thought, "why torture my friends..." (LOL). I have enough of 'em that are willing to do it. I can lurk and watch from the sidelines. :-)

Posted by C Tann-Starr (Tann Starr & Associates, Inc.) over 9 years ago

Mel, I know you're kidding. All we do is tease. It's the fave part of my day. :-D

Posted by C Tann-Starr (Tann Starr & Associates, Inc.) over 9 years ago

ROTFLMAO @ Marie M. What can I possibly say after that? (LMAO) Awesome!

Posted by C Tann-Starr (Tann Starr & Associates, Inc.) over 9 years ago

Paddy ~ B*tch Switches for everyone!  I feel very comfortable knowing Carolyn has my back!

Carolyn ~ Any time, my friend! : )

Posted by Kathy Passarette, L.I. Staging/Decorating (Creative Home Expressions) over 9 years ago

Trying to LOL ... mouth full of Skippy ;)

Posted by Marie Meyer, Orange County New York Realtor (Keller Williams Realty) over 9 years ago

Haha i just love the switch above!

Posted by Raylene Lewis (Century 21 Beal, Inc.) over 9 years ago

You had me at the subject line!

Posted by Cristal Drake, Realtor - Fullerton Real Estate (Prudential California Realty) over 9 years ago

Jeremy, MeMe's are very interesting, aren't they? ThemThems can be fun too (LOL). BTW, I really miss Duane Marlink... I need to e-mail him  hello. :-)

Hey Paddy-Paddy, thank you kindly. That's my big sista from another mista, people! :-)

Posted by C Tann-Starr (Tann Starr & Associates, Inc.) over 9 years ago

LOL @ JL. That hair style is very unique... a signature... Iconic! :-)

Posted by C Tann-Starr (Tann Starr & Associates, Inc.) over 9 years ago

LMAO @ Kathy P.  I'm still waiting for them to make that into a spanking tee-shirt! :-)

Posted by C Tann-Starr (Tann Starr & Associates, Inc.) over 9 years ago

Okay, first off, girlfriend, is there any way to unflip the b*tch switch?? 

1)  I have never read any of the Donald's books so I can't comment.  His personality irks me, but I love that you love him.  Whatever floats anyone else's boat is fine with me. 

2)  I love you too! 

3)  I know I said I could cook but the pasta was only so dry because you were so late!!  Lol!!

4)  As I don't know what you are talking about, I think it's safe to assume I won't cheat!!

5)  I want to b*tch slap the idiot who told you not to talk about your kids.  Pfftt on them.

6)  Email me privately and let me know who you are talking about!! Lol!

 

Posted by Susan Mangigian, Chester & Delaware County Homes, Delaware and Ches (RE/MAX Preferred, West Chester, PA, RS152252A) over 9 years ago

HMMM... Can you flip the switch to turn off the bitchun? Just kinda wondered if I could put one of those on my main squeeze...

Posted by Bubba Fife (Complete Property Maintenance) over 9 years ago

LOL @ Marie. Skippy and Smuckers stay on my shelves. :-)

Raylene, isn't it darling? I really really want one! (LOL)

LOL @ Cristal. It just popped into my head and I knew I had to use it. Just the thought of using it cracked me up. :-)

Posted by C Tann-Starr (Tann Starr & Associates, Inc.) over 9 years ago

I'm going to have to see what I can do! ; )

Posted by Kathy Passarette, L.I. Staging/Decorating (Creative Home Expressions) over 9 years ago

Hi Susan! Hi Bubba! :-)

LOL@ Susan:

Regarding #1, I appreciate your tolerance of my boat floatin' ways (LMAO). Maybe we can watch the DVD together the next tome I come over with the kids. As to item #2, ditto to your ditto sweetie because I do so love you very, very much.  You are an excellent cook, and I can't wait to see what you fix for us the next time. Maybe we can cook together one of theses days. 3 is just an inside joke as far as I am concerned and I love the way you always make me laugh about everything. $ means I am going to have to get you to play a game on-line with me. Pick your poison: World of Warcraft or Halo? (LOL) 5 means we can hang!!!!!! 6 is just gonna be too funny when we start serial commenting!  :-)

Bubba, I wish it were that simple... :-D

Posted by C Tann-Starr (Tann Starr & Associates, Inc.) over 9 years ago

Bubba, if anybody can get things done and do something, Kathy P can (LOL).

Posted by C Tann-Starr (Tann Starr & Associates, Inc.) over 9 years ago

I LOVE this post! It tells me more about you and because of that, I find we are a lot alike. (hmmm... could be scary - at least we are on opposite coasts!) I bring my 6 month old daughter to the office more often than not. And if anyone DARED to complain, that would TOTALLY flip my b*tch switch!! You go girl... and thanks for the post - it's encouraging! ~A:)

Posted by Alisha Harrison, Allyn, Belfair and Hood Canal real estate expert! (John L. Scott, Belfair) over 9 years ago

Hey girlfriend, knowing my kids are safe makes me concentrate better (LOL). I would love to see you with your daughter, Alisha. Email me your Facebook profile if you have one. I am soooo into family pictures. :-)

BTW, thank you.

Posted by C Tann-Starr (Tann Starr & Associates, Inc.) over 9 years ago

This is freakin' fantastic! The best meme ever. Now I'm thinking of all the things that flip my switch but I think there are more that six.

Posted by Beth Forbes, Your 24/7 loan officer (The mortgage help you want when you need it.) over 9 years ago

LOL @ Beth. I know what you mean. I had sooooo many to choose from it almost turned into a different post. :-)

Posted by C Tann-Starr (Tann Starr & Associates, Inc.) over 9 years ago

You are so hilarious.  I don't believe for one second that you are an evil B.  Thanks for the facts ma'am.  KM

Posted by Kristin Moran, San Antonio,TX - Real Estate - 210-313-7397 (Owner - RE/MAX Access - KristinMoran@Remax.net) over 9 years ago

Carolyn:  I feel like i know you so much better now.  I would never have pegged you for a Donald fan.  I have one of his books and I love it.  There's a quote in there (and I'll screw it up) but he talks about Realtors being worth every penny you pay them.  In the same book he gives the blanket statement of rejecting the first quote any contractor gives you on a home improvement.  LOVE IT!

Posted by Chris Ann Cleland, Associate Broker, Bristow, VA (Long and Foster REALTORS®, Gainesville, VA) over 9 years ago

Kristin, my love, I have been known to PMS (LOL).

Posted by C Tann-Starr (Tann Starr & Associates, Inc.) over 9 years ago

Thank you, Chris Ann. :-)

Posted by C Tann-Starr (Tann Starr & Associates, Inc.) over 9 years ago

I'm not going to flip your b*tch switch "C". I love the fact your family is filled with so much love and you have let it be known to everyone.

Posted by Cameron Wilson, The Short Guy - Murrieta,Temecula,Menifee Californ (Labrum Real Estate) over 9 years ago

BTW: Thank you for breaking another damn guilt inducing MeMe chain!!!!!

 

Posted by Cameron Wilson, The Short Guy - Murrieta,Temecula,Menifee Californ (Labrum Real Estate) over 9 years ago

Thank you, Cameron. I appreciate your kind words. You are very welcome for the broken MeMe chain. Lenn Harley and Lisa Heindel inspired me. :-)

Posted by C Tann-Starr (Tann Starr & Associates, Inc.) over 9 years ago

O.k. you are scaring me a bit here.   Making me shake in my boots because I don't like DT but I have to tell you the truth.  He is smart but not  self made and that is all I will say.   Please post some cute pics of your boys again I need something warm and fuzzy....after you scaring me like this.,

Posted by Sidney Kutchuk - Realty Works Temecula Kutchuk - Realty Works Temecula, Realty Works Temecula (Realty Works Temecula) over 9 years ago

Jane, just for you. Keep an eye out for the Minion Blur at pre-school... promise. :-)

Posted by C Tann-Starr (Tann Starr & Associates, Inc.) over 9 years ago

Hey, you know I'm on board! I let you see me first from my webcam! Is that trust or WHAT?

Posted by Lizette Fitzpatrick, Lizette Realty,Lexington KY MLS - Kentucky Homes - (Lizette Realty - Lexington KY - Richmond KY) over 9 years ago

Lizette, I treasure and value your friendship and trust. That was a spanking bit of web candy, BTW. Thank you. I had a lot of fun and can't wait to go live with you again. If the next web cam survives the little minions very vigorous attack, you will be the first to see them in all of their "little people glory" (ROTFLMAO). Maybe we should pray...  :-D

Posted by C Tann-Starr (Tann Starr & Associates, Inc.) over 9 years ago

C,

Do I get to be one of you new family members??  I need a bigger family.  The one I have has issues.....LOL

Ann

Posted by Ann Hayden, SelectAnn.com (Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices Select Properties-St. Louis Missouri) over 9 years ago

Ann, I would LOVE to adopt you. You may want to start a gentle workout because my minions are very fast (LOL). Your virtual nephews can be quite interesting up close and personal. Just ask Paddy P. They could barely hold still during the entire visit. Stephen even "dived" into the miniature frog pond (LOL). That kid can not resist a puddle or running water... Keep your pets away from the pool when Step is around. He tipped JJ into the water and Susan M and I had to fish the puppy out. :-)

Posted by C Tann-Starr (Tann Starr & Associates, Inc.) over 9 years ago

BTW, C ...I don't know what the H I'm doing on Twitter, but good to know you are following me ... lol!

Posted by Marie Meyer, Orange County New York Realtor (Keller Williams Realty) over 9 years ago

Marie, I love reading your blog and following you so I am very happy that you have joined Twitter. :-)

Posted by C Tann-Starr (Tann Starr & Associates, Inc.) over 9 years ago

Humm.  Gourmet cooking at home...this is possible?  Have to check into that one!  The Hagen Daz I could pull off.  And great switch Kathy!

Posted by Terri Visser, CRS - 12 Years Selling Central Oregon Real Estate (Desert Sky Real Estate, LLC) over 9 years ago

Great Info!  Do you know that the first time I took my kids with me to a showing, the buyers signed up with me BECAUSE i had my kids with me!!!  They said they could trust me with their family because I put my family first.  MY children on the other hand do not like the business and would prefer NOT to go with me!! U win some u lose some LOL, Mary

Posted by MARY IACOVELLI (MARY IACOVELLI REALTY, LLC) over 9 years ago

Carolyn...

I am laughing so hard because I cant stand it. Some of this is funny because it's funny, and some of it is funny because of your attitude!

I love PB & J, and I used to play a lot of video games but I have not since Flight Sim X didn't work on my computer!

Thanks you so kindly for the sweet mention! I know I respond to your posts slowly but very often it takes several reads to get it! lol

Posted by Richard Weisser, Richard Weisser Retired Real Estate Professional (Richard Weisser Realty) over 9 years ago

C, thanks for sharing. I will definitely add these to my collection.

Posted by Tanya Venable, SEO, Mobile SEO, and Internet Marketing Consultant over 9 years ago

C,

Nice meme.  Perfect- who is pefect?  I haven't ever met a perfect person.  I hope we all march to our own drummer- the essence of individuality and creativity comes from doing your own thing.

And when your a parent individuality really gets tested.  So and so can do this, so and so can do that.....so and so's mom says this.

I never really did care about so and so.

Posted by Rebecca Levinson, Real Estate Marketing and Online Advertising Consultant (Real Skillz-Clear Marketing for Your Real Estate Vision) over 9 years ago

Terri, I have these Japanese dishes, pots and pans that I am so in love with... Bon Ap is my fave cook book. :-)

Posted by C Tann-Starr (Tann Starr & Associates, Inc.) over 9 years ago

Mary I, very cool. Mothers usually contact me about relocating because they can find out about the parks, schools, food, etc. I know NYC very well. I was born and raised here. I've been running the streets with my friends since I was a teenager and I'm still running them (LOL).

Posted by C Tann-Starr (Tann Starr & Associates, Inc.) over 9 years ago

LOL @ Richard. I had a lot of fun firing it off the top of my head. Sometimes things just need to be said (or not - LOL).

Posted by C Tann-Starr (Tann Starr & Associates, Inc.) over 9 years ago

Tanya, you are very welcome. Go check out the free stuff at Trump U. Very cool and useful.

Posted by C Tann-Starr (Tann Starr & Associates, Inc.) over 9 years ago

Rebecca, I know exactly what you mean. I just got finished carrying on over here about some of my parenting issues with my kids learning disabilities. "They" and "So-And-So" can really get my goat on some days (LOL).

Posted by C Tann-Starr (Tann Starr & Associates, Inc.) over 9 years ago

Hagen Daz...Good to know.  I'll put that bit of info in the vault for an appropriate time.

Posted by Josef Katz, {Marketing Maestro} (Digital and Direct Response Marketing) over 9 years ago

LOL @ Josef. Oh yeah!!! :-D

Posted by C Tann-Starr (Tann Starr & Associates, Inc.) over 9 years ago

I am a HUGE fan of The Donald!!!  I'll defend him to the death and accuse his nay sayers of simple jealousy! 

Posted by Susan Emo, Kingston and the 1000 Islands Area (Sotheby's International Realty Canada - Brokerage) over 9 years ago

LOL @ Susan E. We can hang, girlfriend. :-)

Posted by C Tann-Starr (Tann Starr & Associates, Inc.) over 9 years ago

Wow Carolyn entertaining, smart, clever, witty, energetic, frenzied, pasionately crazy?  Now something about me...............lol

Posted by Liz Moras Migic, Chilliwack, British Columbia - Realtor over 9 years ago

Liz, I am going to blog about you big time bay-bay. Your page is up for the next Outside Blog Minion Report (ROTFL). I love this quote... it's soooooo you. ;-)

BTW, kudos and congrats for winning the eye candy contest for photography. Very nicely done.

Posted by C Tann-Starr (Tann Starr & Associates, Inc.) over 9 years ago

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