Time to take my sexy friends to the range... Today is "Chicks With Guns" day (LOL)
I love being retired law enforcement because we have such fun play dates when the gang does decide to get together. Today's bit of work out mischief revolves around The Fun House were hot chicks with guns shoot still and moving mechanical targets for competitive points. FYI: I'm very competitive and I'm sitting over here grinning like a lunatic while cleaning my guns because my C-74 nick name was Dirty Harriet (LOL). I can shoot playing cards at 30 feet and my favorite range game is body-parts (LOL). ;-)
After we waste a bunch of paper targets were going to play paintball and laser tag. Ever run through the woods with a bunch of martial artists playfully trying to take you out? It can be a life altering experience, sort of like great sex or carefully flirting with latent SMBD tendencies with people you trust (LOL). Everyone knows at some point they are going to get their a$$ kicked but we all silently delude ourselves into believing we are the ones who are going to be the powerful peep dishing out the punishment to the other poor shmo (LOL). I love playing virtual war games with the girls because they're a bunch of wicked little mommies when they let their hair down (LMAO).
Note to some of the men: you have no idea what the stroller brigade is truly capable of... just sayin' (LOL). Pssst... Your wife/potential girlfriend may be a lot more complicated than you know or believe when off on a girlie-girlie day adventure. ;-)
It's not all manicure/pedicure when we go off on a gym/spa date. We've got stuff in our closets and personal arsenals that would make you wanna run home to mama if you ever flipped our mega b*tch switch. There's a really good reason why we want those messages at the end of our play day. Sometimes we PMS and host Fight Club to make ourselves feel better. What's the first rule of Fight Club? (LOL).
Gotta go. As much as I love teasing you guys I gotta do my Starbucks social media thing and hit the road. I'm expecting inspiration to hit me today... literally (LOL).
P.S. If you're a writer doing kick a$$ chick books it kinda helps having kick a$$ friends (LOL). Think of it as character research... among other things (LMAO). Personally, I find a little gym madness and mayhem on the mock battlefield very therapeutic. At least this crew of gal pals know first aid, unlike my uber-geeky yuppy friends from yesterday's bit of mad drama (LOL).
Think I should I invite them? It might improve their writing and kick-start their blood-lust for being the last fighter standing (or make for a very interesting YouTube when the guys find out what we gals really do during girlie-girlie day - evil grin). ;-)
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