Life With Wee People: Insanity Is... The Quest For Santa At The Queens Center Mall
Insanity Is... Riding the escalator 15 times to hear your 3 year old squeal with glee because the steps are moving...
Insanity Is... Repeatedly chasing a squealing 3 year old around the base of a two story Christmas Tree because Mr. PDD-NOS thinks the Glowing Menorah next to it is an Olympic Torch...
Insanity Is... Paying $7.00 to rent a double decker kiddie cart to temporarily strap your 3 year old down (because he wont stop diving into the holiday decorations and running marathons, startling the shoppers) only to discover the 7 year old is hell bent on cramming himself into the front like a human hood ornament. When Mr. Autistic and Mr. PDD-NOS see the watch counter, "Ooooooo shiny," becomes the mantra of the moment and they hastily abandon the cart to drool at very expensive jewlery... The cart gets stolen by another shopper with kids while I am chasing mine... (the nerve of that Mommy - LOL)
Insanity Is... Having so much fun watching them have fun that you freeze your a$$ off on the mall roof counting airplanes with your kids because anything that makes your speech delayed children talk is priceless. :-)
Insanity Is... Bribing your kids with Food Court food so you can say "blogging live from the Queens Center Mall..." (LMAO). BTW, they have those really cool and comfy message chairs you can try out here... Makes for a very nice outside office if you happen to have an Air Card. Just sayin... (LOL)
Pssssst... From my insane family to yours: Happy Chanukah (Hanukkah) and Merry Christmas! ;-)
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